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Sweet personality. Spooky alter ego. 👻🖤 Our client’s Halloween nails are giving everyone something to scream about. #nail #nailsnailsnails #halloweencostume #nailartist #art

Brighter eyes. Beautifully lifted lashes. Less time applying makeup. ✨ Our Korean lash lift enhances your natural lashes with a beautiful curl for brighter, more open-looking eyes. Add a touch of mascara, and that may be all you need for an effortless everyday look. Your little lift at Posh N Polished. #korean #koreanlashlift #beauty #self #love

She’s got a wicked sense of humour… and the nails to match. 👻 A little spooky, a little cheeky, and all wrapped up in Posh N Polished. #nails #beauty #luxury #melbournesalon #nailartist

She’s a little extra—and her nails understood the assignment. Soft nude, gold swirls and tiny details. Watch our client’s set come to life. #naildesign #nailsart #nailsnailsnails #photographer #beauty

She loves a classic… with a little extra. 🤍✨ Milky whites, delicate French tips and touches of gold—BIAB nail art for the client who makes even the everyShe loves a classic… with a little extra. 🤍✨ Milky whites, delicate French tips and touches of gold—BIAB nail art for the client who makes even the everyday feel a little more posh. #nails #melbourne #melbournenails #nailsnailsnails #wedding

Our client’s vibe? Soft and sweet with a bold little streak. 🫧✨ Milky pink and silver chrome—because she doesn’t have to choose between pretty and a little darling. #melbourne #wedding #nail #nailsnailsnails #hawthornnails

Still holding on? That doesn’t mean your gel should stay. ✨ Regrowth, lifting and little snags are your cue for some PNP care. We’ll assess your nails and guide your next refresh—because what’s beneath the colour matters, too. Book your next visit via the link in our bio. #PoshNPolished #HawthornNails #MelbourneNails #NailCare

She’s sweet… until you suggest splitting dessert. 💅🍓 Blush pink, berry tips and cheeky little dots—these nails belong to the girl with impeccable manners, expensive taste and absolutely no intention of behaving. 😉 Sound like you? #PoshNPolished #HawthornNails #MelbourneNails #NailPersonality #BerryNails

She’s classy… with a cheeky side. 😉 Blush pink, berry tips and playful polka dots—this set gives “polished at brunch, first on the dance floor.” Sweet, confident and a little unpredictable. Sound like you? #PoshNPolished #HawthornNails #NailPersonality #PolkaDotNails

She’s sunshine with a cheeky side. 💛🩵 Sweet as butter yellow, cool as baby blue, and a little dotty—in the cutest way. Her personality? Too colourful for just one shade. ✨ #PoshNPolished #NailPersonality #PastelNails #PolkaDotNails #MelbourneNails

Cherry red. Main character energy. 🍒 You’re bold, a little flirty, and never afraid to be noticed. Your nails have entered the chat. ❤️ #PoshNPolished #RedNails #MainCharacterEnergy #HawthornNails

Everyone is carrying something. 🤍 It might be personal. Financial. Your health. Your family. Or simply the weight of trying to keep everything together. Sometimes, you need to give yourself permission to stop. Take an hour. Switch off. Breathe. Let someone take care of you for a change. Our kind of therapy is self-care — time to slow down, be pampered and do something just for you. Book your self-care therapy at Posh N Polished. Because sometimes, taking care of yourself is exactly what you need. 🤍 #selflove #love #care #selfcaredaily #therapy

Luxury, dipped in red. ❤️‍🔥 A flawless manicure. A meticulous pedicure. Finished in the richest blood-red gloss — bold, timeless and unapologetically elegant. Because red nails don’t whisper. They make an entrance. Posh N Polished | Hawthorn #BloodRedNails #LuxuryManicure #LuxuryPedicure #RedNails #PoshNPolished HawthornNails MelbourneNails

Black BIAB @poshnpolished.hawthorn #nailsnailsnails #nails #beauty #luxury #biab

Beautiful elegant BIAB nails @poshnpolished.hawthorn #nails #beauty #luxury #melbournesalon #nailart

BREAKING NEWS We’ve got two new walk-ins in the Posh N Polished car park. 🐔🐔 - One’s rocking light brown brows, the other’s gone dark brown. We didn’t book them in, but they’re serving looks anyway. 🤎

Good morning Melbourne! Posh N Polished welcomes you and the sunshine! #poshnpolished #pedicure #manicure #lash #brow

BIAB with simple nail art - clean, neat and polished! @poshnpolished.hawthorn #biab #luxury #nail #nailsnailsnails #hawthornsalon

Life is tough. Stay strong. Look good. Feel good. Confidence isn’t vanity—it’s armour. Let the Posh N Polished team help you put yours on. #luxury #glamour #beauty #nailartist #lash

✨ 2 ROOMS AVAILABLE TO RENT AT POSH N POLISHED ✨ Are you a beauty, wellness, or cosmetic practitioner looking for a professional, luxurious space to grow your business? Posh N Polished is offering a beautifully appointed treatment room within our established, award-winning salon. This is the perfect opportunity for an experienced practitioner to operate independently while benefiting from a premium location and a thriving beauty destination. Facilities Included: • Fully furnished private treatment room • Comfortable waiting and reception area • Kitchenette with tea and coffee facilities • Staff amenities • Heating and cooling • High-speed Wi-Fi • Ample client parking nearby • Professional salon environment maintained to a high standard • Utilities included • Optional use of our booking system and client management software for a small fee Perfect For: • Cosmetic tattoo artists • Skin therapists • Cosmetic injectors • Massage therapists • Makeup artists • Lash and brow specialists • Allied health and wellness professionals Why Join Posh N Polished? • Operate your own independent business • Keep 100% of your earnings • No staff management responsibilities • Benefit from exposure to our established clientele • Work alongside a supportive team of beauty professionals • Present your services in a premium salon environment without the overheads of managing your own premises Practitioners operate under their own business and maintain full control of their services, pricing, bookings, records, and clients. If you’re ready to take your business to the next level in a beautiful, professional setting, we’d love to hear from you. 📍 Posh N Polished 📩 email Carol on carol@poshnpolished.net.au today to arrange a confidential discussion and inspection of the space. #rent #businesswoman #businessowner #beauty #beautyroom

Do yourself a favor and do this for YOU! Get a fresh, clean and polished BIAB and Russian manicure treatment at Posh N Polished Hawthorn.

Do t compromise on yourself - do yourself a favour and choose the best for you! #nail #nailsnailsnails #luxury #melbourne #melbournenailstudio

Book now via link in bio @poshnpolished_hawthorn #nails #nailsnailsnails #biab #biabnails #mani

2 ROOMS AVAILABLE TO RENT AT POSH N POLISHED Are you a beauty, wellness, or cosmetic practitioner looking for a professional, luxurious space to grow your business? Posh N Polished is offering a beautifully appointed treatment room within our established, award-winning salon. This is the perfect opportunity for an experienced practitioner to operate independently while benefiting from a premium location and a thriving beauty destination. Facilities Included: • Fully furnished private treatment room • Comfortable waiting and reception area • Kitchenette with tea and coffee facilities • Staff amenities • Heating and cooling • High-speed Wi-Fi • Ample client parking nearby • Professional salon environment maintained to a high standard • Utilities included • Optional use of our booking system and client management software for a small fee Perfect For: • Cosmetic tattoo artists • Skin therapists • Cosmetic injectors • Massage therapists • Makeup artists • Lash and brow specialists • Allied health and wellness professionals Why Join Posh N Polished? • Operate your own independent business • Keep 100% of your earnings • No staff management responsibilities • Benefit from exposure to our established clientele • Work alongside a supportive team of beauty professionals • Present your services in a premium salon environment without the overheads of managing your own premises Practitioners operate under their own business and maintain full control of their services, pricing, bookings, records, and clients. If you’re ready to take your business to the next level in a beautiful, professional setting, we’d love to hear from you. 📍 Posh N Polished 📩 email Carol on carol@poshnpolished.net.au today to arrange a confidential discussion and inspection of the space. #rent #businesswoman #businessowner #beauty #beautyroom

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Posh N Polished is Upgrading! We’re Moving from Fresha to Momence to make the booking experience easier and more seamless! Download your Momence app and be ready for the switch over! Details to follow soon…

We are here for your self care and by that we mean making sure you are relaxed, pampered, safe (hygienic) and professionally treated by the beauty industry’s best team of technicians. #beauty #selfcare #pamperyourself #nails #lashextensions

Why do some women always look effortlessly polished — even when travelling? Fresh. Bright eyed. Groomed. Feminine and soft. It’s KOREAN LASH LIFT. No need to waste your time putting makeup up on anymore. I don’t care what anyone says, the truth is, curled lashes instantly make you more attractive. #lash #korean #koreanlashlift #koreanbeauty #lashlift

“To the husbands. To the children. She gives to everyone… and almost never to herself. This is your moment to give back—properly. At Posh N Polished, she won’t just receive a treatment— she will feel seen, appreciated, and truly recognised for everything she does. We will care for your mum for the entirety of her treatment— immersing her in a world of luxury, attention, and indulgence unlike anywhere else in Melbourne. Every detail. Every touch. Every moment—designed to make her feel exceptional. Don’t settle for an ordinary gift. Choose a skincare package or gift voucher that shows her what she truly means to you. Because the woman who gives everything… deserves nothing but the very best.” #mothers #mothersday❤️ #mothersdaygifts #mothersday #giftideas

✨ Threading vs Waxing… once you know, you’ll never go back. Threading isn’t just hair removal—it’s precision sculpting. ✔️ Gentle on the skin – no heat, no harsh chemicals ✔️ Perfect for sensitive skin – minimal irritation, no lifting or burns ✔️ Unmatched precision – clean, defined brows tailored to your face ✔️ Removes even the finest hairs waxing misses ✔️ Better regrowth – softer, finer hair over time Waxing pulls at the skin. Threading removes only the hair. And it’s not just brows… ✨ Brows, chin, sides, full face and more—every area treated with accuracy and care. At Posh N Polished, every detail is refined by hand—balanced, precise, and flawlessly tailored to you. Explore our full threading treatments and pricing on our website. ✨ Appointments are limited. Reserve yours now. #threading #brows #browstylist #luxurylifestyle #waxing

“Can I ask you something… Do you actually know what’s in your skincare? Not what the front says— the actual ingredients. Because the truth is… a lot of this industry is built on confusion. So you keep buying, hoping something will finally work. At Posh N Polished, I’ve spent years researching skincare. Testing ranges. Looking at ingredients. Understanding what actually performs on the skin. And I can tell you—most of it doesn’t deliver. That’s why I chose iS Clinical. It was founded by a doctor with a focus on creating high-performance skincare using carefully sourced botanical ingredients—developed with control, precision, and purpose… not just marketing claims. It’s not about trends for me. It’s about results. So my advice? Turn your products around. Read the ingredients. Google them. Because once you understand what you’re using… you’ll stop wasting money. And you’ll start choosing skincare that actually works.” #isclinical #skincare #skin #beauty #luxurylifestyle

For the mother who has given so much of herself — this is your moment to give something back. The late nights, the endless care, the quiet sacrifices no one sees… she deserves more than just a gift. A Posh N Polished Gift Voucher is a way to say: I see you. I appreciate you. You deserve this. Sealed with our signature gold wax stamp and presented in a cream linen envelope, it’s a gift she’ll feel before she’s even opened it. And inside? Time just for her — indulgent treatments, expert care, and a space where she is truly looked after. Because after everything she’s given… this is the moment she receives. Limited Mother’s Day availability. Secure yours now.#mothers #motherday #mums #gift #women

@poshnpolished_hawthorn Lash Lifts by Naoko are precise, visible and intentional. Attention to detail is unmatched. Book your lash lift for bigger bright eyes that knock years off your age and time when getting ready. Attractiveness is highlighting natural beauty with minimal effort. Book Now and try for yourself. We promise you will become hooked at how good your lash babies look! #lash #lashliftandtint #lashextensions #lashes #lashesonpoint

If your nails are thin, peeling, or damaged from gel or acrylics… this is your reset. Our Japanese Manicure & Pedicure is a completely natural repair treatment that works deep within the nail to restore strength, hydration and health—not just cover the damage. A nutrient-rich paste is gently buffed into the nail and sealed with a mineral powder to lock in repair and create a natural shine. Infused with keratin, beeswax and vitamins, it rebuilds your nails from the inside out. ✨ No polish. No chemicals. No further damage. Instead: • Repairs weak, brittle nails • Reduces peeling and splitting • Encourages stronger, healthier growth • Leaves a natural, glossy shine This is where damaged nails become beautiful again—naturally. Once you start the repair… you won’t want to go back. #DamagedNails #NailRepair #JapaneseManicure #HealthyNails #NaturalBeauty

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Well groomed nails tell everyone about you and the type of person you are. It’s a small indulgence so spoil yourself and make an appointment with Melbournes best technicians @poshnpolished_hawthorn

PNP glamor … book now if you love a luxurious and clean atmosphere with incomparable products and technicians. #nail #biab #luxury #manicure #pedicure

ROOM FOR RENT — HAWTHORN Step into distinction at Hawthorn’s most luxurious salon — a prestigious, high-visibility corner location delivering exceptional vehicle and foot traffic daily. The perfect setting to attract, impress, and retain a discerning clientele. This exquisitely styled space offers a seamless blend of sophistication, comfort, and functionality — ideal for beauty, cosmetic, or wellness professionals ready to position their brand at the highest level. Your Space Includes: ✨ Premium cosmetic bed ✨ Designer console ✨ Elegant accent chair ✨ Access to fully equipped kitchen ✨ Opulent waiting area for your clients ✨ 80-inch TV for a refined client experience, ✨ Adjustable lighting ✨ FREE WIFI Rental: $650per week or $150per day Lease: Minimum 6-month commitment Room: 15.5sqm and 4m high ceiling’s Elevate your business in an environment where luxury speaks for itself. Limited availability — enquire now to secure this exclusive opportunity.

For the month of February only - Spend $300+ on iS Clinical products and receive a FREE Skin Consultation plus your choice of Lymphatic Drainage Facial or Upper Body Massage. Book Now! #isclinical #skincare #facials #massage #lymphaticmassage

“Posh N Polished isn’t just a salon — it’s the benchmark for luxury beauty in Melbourne. From the moment you arrive, you’re welcomed with refined professionalism, genuine warmth, and an atmosphere designed to impress. Behind every treatment is an elite team of hand-selected technicians, chosen for their exceptional skill, precision, and mastery of their craft. No shortcuts. No compromises. Every hygienic protocol, every technique, every product used is executed to the highest standard. What you leave with isn’t just beautiful skin or nails — it’s confidence, refinement, and results that speak for themselves. Meticulously curated by founder Carol Elzain, who demands perfection and delivers nothing less. Once you experience Posh N Polished, nothing else compares. This is luxury. This is excellence.” #nails #melbournesalon #nails #luxury #skin

2026 nail trends - naturals, purples, greens and soft blues. Book your appointment @poshnpolished_hawthorn for a treatment you will never forget and will forever compare other salons to. #nails #melbournesalon #beauty #luxury #nailart

“Let’s talk about why iS Clinical is worth every single cent. This isn’t just skincare — it’s pharmaceutical-grade, results-driven science trusted by top dermatologists and Hollywood A-listers. Celebrities don’t gamble with their skin. They choose iS Clinical because it delivers real change — clearer skin, refined pores, brighter tone, and visible anti-ageing results. Every formula is backed by clinical research, potent active ingredients, and precision dosing — so you’re not paying for marketing, you’re paying for performance. This is the skincare used on red carpets, before major events, and behind the scenes on set — because when your skin has to look flawless under HD cameras, there’s no room for guesswork. If you’re serious about your skin, this is an investment — not an expense. iS Clinical doesn’t promise miracles. It delivers them. Book your FREE skin consultation @poshnpolished_hawthorn and let us transform your skin using this range that Hollywood A-Listers worship. ##skin #skingoals #skinglow #skincareroutine

This is the most talented group of gals in the industry letting their hair down and having some fun…well deserved!!!!

To my team - Thank you for your unwavering hard work, loyalty, and the genuine care you show every client at Posh N Polished—your commitment is the heart of everything we do. I’m so proud of you all and truly love being your mama at work 🤍

Our reviews of the week! Thankyou to each of our clients that continue to come back and recognise the talent and dedication the PNP staff exhibit. Your recognition is much appreciated. #nails #melbournesalon #beauty #luxury #nailart #nailartist #salon #biabnails #browshaping #facials #rfmicroneedling #skin

Nail elegance… just perfect. #nails #melbournesalon #beauty #beautifuldestinations #luxury #nailart #nailartist #salon #biabnails #browshaping #facial #lymphaticmassage #microneedlingtherapy #threading #threadingeyebrows #lashliftandtint #exosomes

Give a gift that feels like pure indulgence. At Posh n Polished, luxury begins long before the treatment even starts — it’s captured in every detail, right down to the presentation of our gift vouchers. Each one is beautifully housed in a cream linen envelope, sealed with a lavish gold wax emblem, creating an impression of elegance before it’s even opened. This is not just a voucher — it’s an experience. Your loved one will unlock access to an array of world-class skin and nail treatments, meticulously performed and unforgettable in every sense. A gift from Posh n Polished is the kind that is remembered, cherished, and spoken about long after the final glow. The most luxurious present isn’t wrapped… it’s sealed in gold. #christmastree #christmastime #christmas #christmasseason #christmasgiftideas #gift #giftideas #luxurygifting

Christmas is upon us and it’s so warming to see our clients getting into the Christmas spirit with their nail art on top of TGB BIAB, polygel and gel-x extensions! #nails #melbournesalon #beauty #luxury #nailart #nailartist #salon #biabnails #browshaping #biab #polygelnails💅🎊😍❤️💅 #gelx #gelnails

⸻ “Posh N Polished was founded by a former corporate executive who demands nothing less than perfection. She demands unmatched technicians, immaculate hygiene, and world-class products selected for their ingredients and results.” “Welcome to Posh N Polished — Melbourne’s most luxurious skin and nail clinic.” “Our team is hand-selected by the owner from over 200 applicants, offering unmatched precision, professionalism and care.” “We use only world-class products — curated for their clean, powerful ingredients and proven results. Everything we apply on your skin and nails is chosen with intention, safety and performance in mind.” “If you want flawless skin, perfect nails, and an experience that feels truly high-end… this is where you book.” “Posh N Polished — luxury perfected.”

“At Posh N Polished, no clinic in Melbourne matches our opulence, expertise or client care. We’re the only salon offering personalised consultations for both skin and nail treatments, ensuring every service is tailored to perfection. Our technicians are truly unmatched — hand-selected from over 200 applicants, with only six meeting our elite standard. Paired with world-class products and advanced techniques, your treatment isn’t just good… it’s genuinely world-class. Do yourself a favour and Make yourself an appointment @poshnpolished_hawthorn #nails #melbournesalon #beauty #luxury #nailart #nailartist #salon #biabnails #browshaping #lash #browtinting #browthreading #browlamination #rfmicroneedling #cooljet #skincare #isclinical #facial #plasma

Tired of beauty treatments that are just, well, fine? Choose a salon/clinic that's hospital-grade clean, has experts who know their stuff (not just winging it), and uses products that actually work. Don't settle for mediocre. Posh n Polished is where excellence meets luxury. Get ready to level up your beauty game! #rfmicroneedling #microdermabrasion #skin #skincareroutine #lymphaticdrainage #lymphaticmassage #facial #facialskincare #biab #tgb #poligel #gelnails #gel #clinic #salon #luxury #nailhealth #japanesemanicure #isclinical

“After a full year of BIAB treatments, my nails remain healthy, resilient, and impeccably maintained. This is a testament to our commitment to nail health, the use of world-class products, and the expertise of our technicians—who strictly avoid drilling the natural nail bed. Excellence in care delivers lasting results.”

With a skincare philosophy deeply rooted in research and a commitment to quality, iS Clinical has earned a prized reputation as one of the most advanced and effective skincare brands. The line transforms the skin with clinically validated skincare that also improves the well-being of those who use it. If you’re sick of spending time and money on skincare products that just don’t achieve the results you’re expecting, you owe it to your skin to try iS Clinical skincare - it’s nothing short of miraculous. Ingredients are 98% pure & concentrated botanical makeup with highly concentrated ACTIVE ingredients. PNP is proud to be a stockist of this miraculous skincare range… book your FREE consultation until the end of September with our senior dermal clinician who will prescribe a specialised range that will serve your skin.

Threading is a popular hair removal technique, especially for facial hair, and it comes with several advantages. Here are five reasons why threading is often considered one of the best methods for hair removal: 1. Precision: Threading allows for precise hair removal, making it ideal for shaping eyebrows and removing fine facial hair. The technique can target individual hairs, ensuring a clean and defined look. 2. Less Irritation: Unlike waxing or shaving, threading does not involve chemicals or heat, which can irritate the skin. It is a gentler method, making it suitable for sensitive skin types. 3. Long-Lasting Results: Threading removes hair from the root, which means that results can last longer than shaving. Depending on individual hair growth cycles, threading can keep skin smooth for several weeks. 4. No Risk of Cuts or Nicks: Since threading involves twisting a thin thread to trap and pull out hair, there is no risk of cuts or nicks that can occur with shaving. This makes it a safer option for delicate areas like the face. 5. Quick and Convenient: Threading sessions are typically quick, often taking only a few minutes to complete. This makes it a convenient option for those with busy schedules, allowing for efficient hair removal without a lengthy appointment. Overall, threading is a favored technique for many due to its effectiveness, precision, and minimal impact on the skin.

Effortless and constant. Bye bye daily curling and mascara application, and hello to beautifully lifted, voluminous lashes that last for weeks. Our gentle, nourishing formula enhances your natural lashes, giving them a gorgeous curl that opens up your eyes and complements your unique beauty. Book your appointment today and embrace the beauty of effortless elegance.

💐Mother’s Day is just around the corner! Give Mum the gift of beauty and self-care with Posh N Polished gift voucher - beacause she deserves to feel pampered, polished, and radiant. Tag someone who needs a little hint and share this post to spread the love! Order online or visit us in-store.

⚡️Say goodbye to droopy eyelids – no surgery needed! Experience instant skin tightening with our Plasma Fibroblast Eyelid Lift. Results start immediately, with continued improvement over the following days – and best of all, minimal downtime! Curious if you’re a good candidate? DM us or call the clinic to book your free consultation today! Let’s refresh your eyes and boost your confidence – the non-surgical way!

⚡️Process of Aging explained. . . . Video credit (Repost) -@edgar_kaminskyi

A message from the founder and owner of Posh N Polished (PNP). Plant a seed and watch it grow…

✨ Welcome to our high-end cosmetic room @posh.n.polished_vic where strict hygiene, premium products, and elegance come together. Experience beauty and luxury like royalty—because you deserve nothing less. 👑💎 #LuxuryBeauty #CosmeticRoom #PremiumCare #FeelLikeAQueen #StrictHygiene #ElegantExperience #PoshNPolished #MelbourneBeauty #BeautySalon #SelfCareLuxury

✨Effortless lashes that lift and last! Say goodbye to mascara and hello to naturally defined, beautiful lashes with our lash lift & tint. Wake up ready to go! . . . @posh.n.polished_vic

We’re so blessed to have these little cuties in for Kiddo Manis & Pedis! Couldn’t be happier—they’re our specials! 💕✨ . . . . #KidsManicure #SalonJoy

✨Opulent… sanitary… luxurious… welcome to @posh.n.polished_vic where you can basque in Posh N leave Polished🥰

Posh N Polished welcomes the luxury that is Dyptique. Each hand treatment will be finished with application of a luxurious hand lotion you’ll want to apply all the time—it’s steeped in Roman chamomile floral water and organic sesame oil (which is rich in fatty acids) to moisturise and restructure your skin, making it extra supple. Your skin will be coated in a veil of weightless, moisture-replenishing fragrance. #dyptique #handcream #lotion #skincare #nails #salon #melbournesalon #beauty

Posh N Polished welcomes Dazzle Dry into its salon! Who said you can’t have a mani and pedi with nail polish that lasts up to 10 days! Posh N Polished has over 40 shades for you to choose from! @dazzledry_au #manicures #pedicures #nailpolish #nails #melbournesalon

Meet the new blue courtesy of @the_gelbottle_inc and available @posh.n.polished_vic

@posh.n.polished_vic welcomes BIAB™ GEL — BUILDER IN A BOTTLE™ in its salon. With over 60 shades to choose from, the world is your oyster. If it’s not TGB, it’s not BIAB™. Invented by The GelBottle, Builder In A Bottle™ — or BIAB™ as it’s known for short — is the original product that’s shaping the world of nails for the better. Loved by nail techs and customers around the world, with one bottle sold every minute. The MUST-HAVE builder gel for stronger and longer nails. @the_gelbottle_inc @thegelbottleaus